Chapter 4

Get Used to Ninjas (ニンジャに憧れて, Ninja ni akogarete) is the 4th chapter of the Under Ninja manga series.

Characters

 * Kawado
 * Ozu
 * Foreigner
 * Oono

Summary
At the help desk at Narima City Office Ozu speaks with a Foreigner disguised as ninja. The foreigner explains he know a bit of Japanese and had come to Japan to become a ninja, so he wants to know where he can find the ninjas. Ozu tells him he can find them behind him and the foreigner turns scared prepared to fight, but don't see anyone and wonders who is the ninja. Ozu explains that there is Japanese proverb stating that if you throw a rock, it will hit a ninja, meaning that there are so many ninjas around him. As the foreigner can't understand, Ozu finished the proverb with that you wouldn't know who it hit. Meaning that ninja is someone who is everywhere, but you don't know who or where. The foreigner then goes elsewhere, thinking about the philosophy about being a ninja and stating that he really wants to be a ninja.

Meanwhile, Oono confronts Kawado and blames her for drinking his beer as he had seen a can with his name in her apartment. Kawado tries to play it that she used "Oono" name in the past, but Oono doesn't believe her. Oono threatens to report her to the police, but then Kawado threatens to reveal he is panty thief as he always peeks at her laundry and the other day as he passed by for work, she noticed her panties are missing. Oono explains she wouldn't steal her panties, making Kawado wonder what he would steal then. Feeling pressured, Oono then leaves, stating he is going to be late for his new job. Kawado wonders why is she in her apartment, but decides to continue sleeping.

The foreigner goes around the city, trying to find ninjas and eventually notices a torii gate sign on a bottom of a post. Looking at it, he believes its a ninja sign and its placed that below so normally people to not notice it. He starts looking for other symbols and sees a warning sign stating that if you pee there, your dick would be cut.