Chapter 5

The Boy Who Wants to Be a Ninja and The Girl Who is Always Approached by Guys (忍者になりたいボーイと出会う男に絡まれがちガール, Ninja ni naritai bōi to deau otoko ni karama re-gachi gāru) is the 5th chapter of the Under Ninja manga series.

Characters

 * Foreigner
 * Kuro Kumogakure
 * Kawado
 * Oono

Summary
The Foreigner takes pictures of the torii gate and the warning sign and calls someone he knew, who is in Germany right now. He agrees to translate them for him, as he had lived in Japan for seven years. As he gets the picture, the man starts laughing, but confirms to him that those are "ninja" symbols and he is surprised he found them. He passes next to a man and then states to the foreigner that he had done his job and moments later the other man dies. He translates the warning sign, which states that if you piss there, your dick will be cut and tells the foreigner that if he cuts two or three, someone will likely come. He tells the foreigner that if he manages to get into the worlds biggest assassination organization, it would be big for them, but until then, he will keep his baby daughter as hostage and tells him he can use her as bomb, drug transportation, organ donor or even prostitution. The foreigner then believes he needs to cut three dicks to become a ninja and save his daughter.

Kuro Kumogakure has still been under the floor and had watched the entire Lord of the Rings extended edition. He decides to go out and realizes he is the only other person in the building, besides the bedridden landlord. He goes out and climbs the building to take a look around.

Kawado then heads home and sees a man peeing on a wall. He wonders what is she staring and if she wants to see his thing, but Kawado keeps calling him baldie. She wondered if she could have given some beer to Oono, but as she is pissed now, she plans on drink it all alone and then notices she pass next to a foreigner, who heads towards the pissing man.

Later Oono is in his apartment undressing when he hears police sirens. He got nervous and tries to calm himself. He swears he didn't steal her panties, but then reveals that for a strange reason, he is wearing her bra. Kuro then comes in and sees he is wearing Kawado's bra and wants Oono to tell him everything over a drink.